i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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