I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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