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fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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