in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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