i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
