did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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