fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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