everyone is single if you try hard enough
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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