he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
its liver damage thursday
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
