just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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