Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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