"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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