Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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