scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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