paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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