I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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