Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
