4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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