Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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