Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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