you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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