Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Randomize
