That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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