so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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