just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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