You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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