This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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