I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
