i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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