Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
