Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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