I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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