Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I'm really busy with my period
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