thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I hope mine doesn't look like that
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
