It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize