Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
