Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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