I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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