I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Randomize
