He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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