I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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