belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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