Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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