Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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