spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
