and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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