Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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