I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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