I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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