Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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