Girls should come with a carfax report
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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