I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I think my moral compass just broke
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