It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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