I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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