is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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