just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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